A Testy Mark Wahlberg Hilariously Explains The Birds And The Bees To Kids

Mark Wahlberg, out promoting his movie Daddy’s Home with Will Ferrell (which surprisingly grossed $45 million in its first week), stopped by the Ellen DeGeneres Show to explain to some young kids what “doing the nasty” is.

Channeling his Daddy’s Home character, Wahlberg insisted on being called “sir” or “The General,” admitted he’s never seen his brother Donnie’s show Blue Bloods, and explained what it’s called when two people love each other in prison. He may have also let slip a profanity or two.