Make this the real theme song and get rid of Carl Face, and you might win me yet, “Walking Dead.” Oh: obligatory DIE LORI DIE comment. (Via)
Justin Halpern: The 6 Types of People You Meet During TV Pilot Season & Live Discussion Thread — One of his favorite “Simpsons” episodes is one of MY favorite “Simpsons” episodes. I like this guy. (Film Drunk)
Here’s How 8 Music Festivals Can Have Their Own “Hologram Tupac” Moment — (Uproxx)
Obama Wandered Into a College Bar In Boulder and This Pic Happened — I really hope “South Park” references this in next week’s episode. (Uproxx)
5 Albums Coming Out This Week That Don’t Suck — St. Vincent > Everything else (Uproxx)
Air Sex World Championship Preliminaries Happened Last Night In Austin — I bet there’s a German word that means, “Somewhere between turned on and disgusted.” (With Leather)
The “Make It Rain” Chronicles: 40 Timeless Strip Club Songs — NOT the Birthday Party’s “Nick the Stripper.” (Smoking Section)
Funny, Sexy, and Awesome Cosplay of the Week — Click just for the very attractive lady on slide one. (Gamma Squad)
45 Totally Superficial Reasons Why Hillary Clinton Should Run For President In 2016 — SHE IS CLIN-TON. (BuzzFeed)
9 Fake Foods We’d Eat Before Pizza Hut’s Cheeseburger Pizza — Pretty much everything from our TV Gourmet series. (HuffPo)
Some Study That I Used to Know: The College Humor Gotye Parody — Weird Al parody: “Some Potty That I Used to Know.” (College Humor)
These Guys Took In a Concert Doubleheader with Creed and Nickelback, So We Don’t Have to — “These guys” means Chuck Klosterman, so the article’s funny and articulate, yet overwritten. Classic Chuckles. (Fark)
11 Crappiest Movies of Robert Downey Jr.’s Career — Now that it’s not 2007-2008 anymore, we can go back to being mildly annoyed at RJD’s obnoxious antics, right? (Pajiba)
9 More People Who Became Internet Memes — Baby Godfather is gonna have a rough go of it in third grade. (Mental Floss)
Is Facebook Stock a Bad Investment? — Still waiting for my Friendster pay day. (The Week)
Bob Odenkirk Stars in Tenacious D’s “Tinnitus” Video — Better call the D. (Death + Taxes)
Who (or What) Topped Forbes’ 15 Richest Fictional Characters? — Jesus. Interest rates have really helped that guy over the past 2,012 years. (The FW)