Former UPROXX degenerate Drew Magary has a fun profile of Mötley Crüe in next month’s GQ. He followed the band during their ongoing last-ever-we-swear-unlike-those-lying-p*ssies-in-Kiss tour, and while reading about the crucifix on Vince Neil’s dick is enlightening, the best material is Magary’s interactions with the Crüe Crew. These two might be my favorite.
Another merrily drunk married couple. I ask the wife who her favorite band member is.
“Oh, Nikki Sixx,” she says, swooning. “I’d f*ck the sh*t out of that man.”
“That all right by you?” I ask her husband.
He just shrugs. “I would watch.” (Via)
I bet they had the best wedding (“I need a prescription for love, and you’re my Dr. Feelgood”). Anyway, in related Crüe news, Nikki Sixx, who’s now more colored ink than man, and women’s college basketball coach Vince Neil were recently on WGN Morning News to discuss, among other things, their feelings on Keith Richards’ bestie Justin Bieber. They’re not fans.
Sixx giving Beebs the double-bird is already tattooed on someone’s butt.