The Netherlands Has A ‘Naked Dating’ Reality Show And It’s Set On An Island Because Why Not?

Remember that upcoming VH1 reality dating show we mentioned before, Naked Dating? The dating show where — spoiler alert!!!! — everyone’s naked? Well the Dutch are way ahead of us. Not only do they have a naked dating show in the Netherlands (where you can see all of the parts) but it’s set on a freaking island. It’s basically like Naked Dating meets Naked and Afraid — brilliant.

At any rate, the clip, which you can watch here (warning, EXTREMELY NSFW) is all in Dutch, but thankfully a Dutch-speaking Reddit user named “macnicool” was able to help out with the context. Apparently the woman had to choose between a mild-mannered guy with a good job or an “intense party animal” named JP:

she thought the guy on the left wanted a wife who had her shit together, and that wasnt her, so she went with JP who seemed more like her. she had a lot of laughs on the island, and that was because of JP.

anyway she went back to another island to wait and see if JP wanted to be with her (after she picked him and left, he still had to choice not to go out with her).

then jp comes to the new island and meets the blond chick and they say nothing important apart from how weird it is to be wearing clothes again, he said he feels naked wearing clothes (what?), and he goes and kisses the girl.

fin / eind [SIC]

Yeah, I don’t know about you guys, but that doesn’t really clear anything up for me. But, hey! Naked people, and not even any blurring like with pansy American television, so there you go. I know Patrick Stewart would approve.

H/T Death and Taxes