Nice Exclusive by ‘The Today Show’

04.09.10 9 years ago 12 Comments

Riley, better known to Internet users as “the high birthday dog,” was a guest on “The Today Show” this week, and as you can see from the screencap above, it’s a TODAY EXCLUSIVE. Wow, nice get, “Today.” With hard-hitting news like this, it’s easy to see how Katie Couric made the leap to anchor the CBS Evening News.

The bad news is that the video below, in which the “Today” team interviews Riley’s owner, is one of the stupidest things you’ll see all day, even if you work in the retard wing at TLC. (“Hurrr, does your dog smile on command?” “Make your dog smile!” “Maybe he’s got gas.”) The good news is that Riley’s owner is a hot Asian chick, so maybe this can tide you over if you can’t watch Asa Akira videos at work. Not that I know who that is.

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