03.29.10 8 years ago 18 Comments

The Kids Choice Awards were held last night, and aside from sugary drinks and nose-picking the big winners were I don’t give a rat’s ass. But Disney probably cares, because Nickelodeon shafted some of its damn wiener kid stars.

The annual Kids’ Choice Awards show on Nickelodeon, an ostensible celebration of the most popular children’s programming on television, has turned into a sandbox spat between two media giants vying for supremacy in the world of kids’ TV…

Nickelodeon this week informed programming rival Disney Channel that only a handful of its biggest stars would be permitted to walk the ceremonial orange carpet, pose for photos and grant interviews during “Nickelodeon’s 23rd Annual Kids’ Choice Awards” on Saturday at UCLA’s Pauley Pavilion. Although individual nominees such as Selena Gomez and the Jonas Brothers can still participate, others have been elbowed out of the spotlight. [LA Times]

I can’t possibly pretend to care about children’s programming without attacking some effeminate fruitcake with clippers or writing something illegal about a girl who isn’t 18, so let’s change subjects. Hey look, it’s Katy Perry. She’s performing some kind of experiment to see if girls with big boobs in short, low-cut dresses and lots of eye makeup turn me on. Say what you will about Miss Perry’s music, but she’s one hell of a scientist.

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