Yesterday, we lived in a magical world where it was faintly possible that President Barack Obama might move into the house from Magnum P.I. to pursue his lifelong dream of being either a Ferrari-driving mustachioed detective or Tom Selleck’s best friend, but now, everything is limp and sad.
At briefing, @PressSec says Pres Obama not connected to purchase of “Magnum, P.I.” House in Hawaii for post-presidency.
— Mark Knoller (@markknoller) March 20, 2015
So, who bought the Magnum P.I. house? Who f*cking cares if it’s not Obama?!
I’m sorry for snapping. Obviously, this is a hard pill to swallow. I put a lot of hope into yesterday’s story. Honestly, nothing can sop up the pain juices from this soul stab besides breaking news that Joe Biden has a bid in on the house from Silver Spoons because he heard that there was a house train, and what are the chances of that happening?
(Source: Twitter)
