Obama and Fallon Slow Jammed the News

Hm, how to phrase this without sounding the least bit political? Let’s try: yesterday, the President of the United States, who I can neither confirm nor deny is definitely not a Green Party member, appeared on a special taping of “Late Night with Jimmy Fallon” at the University of North Carolina Chapel Hill. The Commander-in-Chief, who I probably have no opinion of, good or bad, slow jammed the news with Fallon and the Roots. The topic: keeping student loan interest rates low, something that the “Barackness Monster,” which is most likely not the name of a real monster, wants to do. MAYBE. I think that was handled without bias…

AND THEN HE DROPPED THE MIC, which is always the best thing to do ever. U-S-A! U-S-A!