Below is a commercial for one of the Germanest toys to ever German. It’s called Kackel Dackel, and even though I don’t speak a lick of German, I’d guess that it translates roughly to “poop dachshund.” Or perhaps “wiener sh*thound.”
That’s right, it’s a toy wiener dog that you feed in order to make it defecate. Hahaha, what fun! It’s the perfect toy to guarantee another generation of scheisse-porn fetishists!