Ohio Police Chief Freaks Out After Eating An Entire Cake Laced With Weed

Let’s go through some options of what you might describe as the “worst feeling in the world.”

-Getting hit in the head with a hockey stick covered in barbed wire.
-Listening to the eternity of Metal Machine Music.
-Pulling off all your fingernails with red hot pliers.
-Having to sit through 15 minutes of your aunt explaining why NCIS is superior to Game of Thrones.
-Gutting out your eyeball and with it still danging to your face, setting the organ inside a hornet nest.
-French kissing a fire ant.
-Dying. Like, slowly and painfully dying, drowning and burning at the same time.

One thing that isn’t the “worst feeling in the world”: eating an entire cake…laced with weed. That’s like putting a taco on top of a pizza and wrapping it in, well, a cake. Don’t tell that to Officer Killjoy, though.

[After eating his daughter’s cake and feeling like he was “dying”] Laurelville Police Chief Mike Berkemeier got into his car and drove to the police station, where he was met by his fellow officers and taken to the hospital, where he explained to doctors that “it wasn’t getting any better. I felt like I was out of my mind.”

Finally his daughter revealed that the cake was “laced” with cannabis oil, and that Berkemeier was just insanely high. Doctors then gave him a sedative. “It was probably the scariest thing that’s ever happened to me in my entire life,” the police chief reflected. (Via)

Heh, “Berger” Hospital. Berkemeier thought it was hilarious at the time.

(Via Gawker)