While we don’t have an exact date for season four of Orange Is the New Black yet (likely sometime in the summer of 2016), what we do know is that it is coming back, and to tide us over, Netflix put together this holiday greeting from the ladies of Litchfield. And it wouldn’t be a proper Christmas at our favorite women’s prison unless Santa himself showed up only to have the inmates pilfer him for tampons, books, air freshener, and a brand new screwdriver dildo for Boo. I don’t know about you guys, but it’s the screwdriver dildo that really tugs at my heartstrings. Leave it to Orange Is the New Black to remind us what’s really important on Christmas: Orgasms.
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