Oscar Preview: Corgi Edition

02.25.11 7 years ago 11 Comments

For the Academy Awards edition of Corgi Friday, I had originally planned to feature a collection of images from The King’s Speech featuring all the corgi scenes (there are three: one about 15 minutes into the movie, the other two in the final twenty minutes or so) — I even got my hands on a screener DVD so that I could get high-quality screen caps. But that just didn’t feel like a big enough collection of corgis for such a grandiose awards show. I needed a new plan.
So I thought: “How could the other nine movies nominated for Best Picture compete with the runaway favorite?” The answer: MORE CORGIS. On the following pages, I’ve corgi-fied every movie nominated for the Best Picture Oscar. Enjoy the show.

This had no business getting nominated for Best Picture — but it would have if it had had a corgi.

This movie is dark as hell and definitely one of my favorites from 2010 — and not just because there were crazy amounts of gratuitous dog shots. If it were up to me, Natalie Portman would be disqualified for starring in a movie with Ashton Kutcher, and Jennifer Lawrence would get Best Actress.
Don’t worry: much like James Franco’s arm in the film, this corgi’s appendage was removed digitally.
Actually, Toy Story 3 doesn’t need a corgi. That movie is f*cking perfect.
Have you spoken to anyone who has to temper their praise of True Grit by saying how it’s not as good as No Country for Old Men or The Big Lebowski? God, I hate those jackasses. Oooh, you’re so cool, way to put this awesome movie in its place.
Best note ever!

The lesbian sex scene involves a lot of peanut butter.

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