This is the second trailer for HBO’s Ballers, in which The Rock plays what appears to be the giant Samoan Ari Gold of football. Who wears sunglasses. So many pairs of sunglasses. The sunglasses budget for this show must be more than the entire production budget of Rob Corddry’s other show, Children’s Hospital. The trailer features:
- Parties
- Football things
- Parties with pole dancers
- Boats, cars, planes, etc.
- Parties with models in Miami night clubs
- The Rock talkin’ sense into clowns during expensive lunches
- Parties with models in luxurious hotel suites
- Helicopter shots of Miami
All of which raises a very important question: How is Pitbull not in this trailer? Pitbull should definitely be in this trailer. Who the hell dropped the ball here?
And now for The Truth with regards to The Rock’s new movie…
