Patton Oswalt’s ‘Conan’ Visit Was Just One Big Wonderful Joke Session

UPROXX favorite Patton Oswalt dropped by Conan last night to promote The Heart, She Holler’s return to Adult Swim (his form of promotion couldn’t be more perfect by the way), but spent pretty much his entire visit chatting with Conan about all things on his mind, which means he just made endless wonderful jokes to the delight of everyone.

First there was the bit about his daughter’s bubbly fascination with death, and how taking her to the Bumbershoot festival in Seattle turned out to be a bad idea. I don’t want to spoil anything but she’s only the perfect height for one thing at Bumbershoot.

And here’s the story of how Patton auditioned for Conan’s show twenty years ago, but since that audition took place on Latino comedy night it didn’t go so well. Bonus Carlos Mencia impersonation.

And finally, Patton on dieting and being a foodie and the problem with naming your fusion restaurant “Casa Sushi.”

Patton Oswalt should be on every late night show every night of the week. The end.