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Who Wants To See Patton Oswalt Sing A Song About ‘Butt Stuff’ To An Adorable Puppy?

Patton Oswalt and Natasha Leggero appeared together on Tuesday night’s Not Safe with Nikki Glaser, where — to prepare them for talking to children about the sensitive subjects of the world — Glaser presented her guests with an adorable fluffy puppy named Scooter to “practice” on. Leggero started out by attempting to enrich young Scooter’s mind about the ins and outs of Mississippi’s Religious Freedom Act, which she tells the pup: “Dogs, they are so sad about being illiterate and overweight that they use religion as a way to be mean to other dogs for being gay.” She goes on to say, “You’ll have a better life by being an accepting dog and, since your ears are so sensitive, you’ll also have a better life by avoiding their country music.”

Oswalt, who was up next, decided that it was his duty to tell Scooter all about anal sex. He accomplishes this by singing a little ditty that maybe isn’t quite ready for Sesame Street: “If your relationship is in a little rut, rut rut, you can spice it up by f*cking in the butt, butt butt!” You have to admit, the combination of Patton Oswalt, a cute puppy, and a song about butt sex is pretty damn adorable. Also, the “SEO trifecta” as I like to call it.

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