Penguin with a Penguin Backpack

06.21.10 9 years ago 15 Comments

When the Japanese aren’t busy penguin backpack on his trips to the fish market. Awwwww, that’s adorable! Did you see the way the Antarctic bird is living in an air-conditioned room under the stairs in a hot and humid city?

Of course, there haven’t been any new episodes of “Real TV” since 2001, so even though this video is new to the Internet, Lala may very well be dead. Settle down, settle down — king penguins live 30 years, so I’m sure he’s fine. But you never know with Japan. Japanese men get erections from killing dolphins, so I don’t see what makes a penguin so valuable. The only thing Japan loves more than cute things is killing cute things for sexual release. I hear they slaughter entire litters of Golden Retriever puppies in Tokyo. It’s the hottest orgy in town.


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