With the new Power Rangers movie coming out next year, we’re soon going to be inundated with everything Ranger-related. The adult entertainment website Woodrocket is getting ahead of that curve, however, with this timely porn parody: Mighty Muffin Pounder Rangers — which is just a solid A-plus porn parody title. (If you’ll recall, Woodrocket has previously ravaged childhood memories with the website’s Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles and Strokémon porn parodies.)
The mostly safe for work trailer for Mighty Muffin Pounder Rangers (save for some blue language lol pun intended) wastes no time, opening with a tastefully censored Megazord getting railed by a likewise censored Goldar, before cutting to Rita Repulsa in a lair made of dildos. When finally introduced, the Rangers themselves have likewise excellent names as they reveal their secret color-coordinated identities: Dildor, Dongasaur, Vibrataur, Butt Plugataur, and Masturbatorasaurus Rex.
They even get some timely jokes in, with a remark about transgender people in bathrooms, calling themselves the “James Franco’s career of karate superheroes,” and another reference to Hulk Hogan’s sex tape. Okay, mostly timely jokes. And the best part is, you can watch the full, uncensored, and definitely very porny parody for free on Woodrocket’s website, rather than paying $15 at the theater when the film comes out!