Disney makes being a princess look so fun, right? Pretty dresses, handsome princes, seemingly nothing to do but roam around a castle and sing words that can easily just be spoken. But what if those idealistic young misses get whacked in the face with the real truth about having royal blood? Like obligations to produce an heir that can further carry on the name of the King? Not gonna do that with some dumb girl baby! And about that royal blood… it has to be pure. That means boning your cousin. So, Amy Schumer teamed up with her royal attaché played by Tim Gunn (real-life attaché to fantastical types) to hit all you dreamers with a truth stick.
It’s gonna hurt.