‘Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’ Trailer

Below is the trailer for the second season of “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills,” and Warming Glow readers outside the United States can finally enjoy the fact that I’m embedding a Hulu player, as you’re better off not watching this. If you can tune out the crying and name-calling (“slut pig!”), it’s just a long stream of stereotypical rich-people stuff.

  • Croquet
  • Tiny dogs in expensive clothes
  • A camel in front of a mansion
  • Yachts
  • Fabulously gay Asian man
  • Collagen lips
  • Chandeliers
  • Cocktail parties

With all of those factors, the show is actually surprisingly close to — and yet so far away from — being “Hart to Hart.” Just add Robert Wagner and replace the crying with action scenes.