03.19.09 10 years ago 8 Comments

For those who missed the last season of “Project Runway,” Kenley Collins was likable in the same way that wrestling heels are likable.  In fashion, this translates to her being talented but extremely bitchy.  So it’s not exactly surprising to learn that she assaulted her fiancé Zak Penley with a cat yesterday.

According to law enforcement sources, an enraged Collins woke Penley up just after 7 a.m. by hurling their cat in his face. Then she threw her laptop, and as he fell crawled on the floor, slammed a door on his head.

She threw three apples, and doused him with water, before he was able to dial 911.

“You’re lucky, it could have been worse,” Collins told Penley after the blow, according to sources.

Really?  It can be worse than living with a crazy bitch and a cat?  And your wake-up call is getting a cat thrown at you?  Maybe — maybe — it could have been worse if she had syphilis.  Terminal cancer would be a step up for this guy.

[via Best Week Ever]

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