Sarah Jessica Parker Is TV’s ‘Least Sexy’ Actress, Says British People

02.20.13 6 years ago 40 Comments

Oh, you Brits. Apparently overused horse jokes are all the rage across the splish-splash hoonsdoggle of a pond (that’s how they talk), because according to a poll conducted by, Sex and the City‘s Sarah Jessica Parker has been named TV’s “least sexy” actress, and the second least actress overall, after Twilight star Kristen Stewart. For truly it is gadget website readers — nay British gadget website readers — who know a thing or two about The Vagina, or as they say over there, “Life’s sticky wicket.” The top-10:

1. Kristen Stewart
2. Sarah Jessica Parker
3. Lindsay Lohan
4. Denise Richards
5. Kirsten Dunst
6. Mischa Barton
7. Hilary Swank
8. Lucy Liu
9. Tilda Swinton
10. Uma Thurman (Via)

WOAH WOAH WOAH. Lucy Liu? The British apparently hate pretty people and things, which would explain why Mumford & Sons is so popular over there. Look, we all know there is no Right Answer for the “least sexy” actress, except Kate Upton, but the correct answer is obviously Lady #1 and Lady #2 from Work It.

Man, I miss Work…wait, THOSE ARE MEN DRESSED AS WOMEN? Damn, Work It, gone too soon.

(Via The Independent)

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