Seth Green Denies Eating A Booger On ‘Conan,’ But We All Know He Totally Ate That Booger

It’s true that Seth Green was on Conan to most likely promote The Identical, something that would be an attention grabber by itself. Beyond that was something far more interesting going on that needed to be addressed, namely Seth Green’s booger eating past.

He can deny it all he wants, cry foul at the Internet and throw the pope under the bus all he wants. He totally ate that booger. People eat boogers. I don’t need the guy from Ancient Aliens to fly in on his hair and tell me that booger eating is a thing. I’ve seen it with my own eyes, I’ve seen people put them in their hair for later, and I’ve now seen Seth Green eat a booger.

Clearly this clip is the new Zapruder film. A document for a generation to pore over and theorize until the day time stops, or at least until Justin Bieber strips on stage again.

(Via Team Coco)