After receiving confirmation that, yes, literally everyone watches the show, HBO has renewed Game of Thrones for seasons five and six, disappointing only those who prefer the Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events model of only getting around to adapting a fraction of the source material.
Other breaking news we learned today:
-The Simpsons to Remain Yellow
-Paul McCartney Has Decided the Beatles Are Still Popular
-People Looking Forward to New Star Wars Movie
-Hodor