Sh*t Liz Lemon Says (And The Morning Links)

NBC has released their own pretty spectacular Liz Lemon supercut featuring basically all of her best sayings, from “I want to go to there,” to “what the what?” to “shut it down.” Mostly, it makes me sad that Liz Lemon won’t be creating any new Liz Lemmonisms after this Thursday. We’re going to miss you 30 Rock.

Porn Stars Are Reenacting Memes Because That’s All The Internet Is Used For Anyway — (UPROXX)

This vintage Kirk Cameron abstinence video from the 90s is fantastic — (Film Drunk)

The University Of Minnesota Is Teaching Female Students How To Have Orgasms Now — (With Leather)

Gamma Squad’s Ultimate Guide To Comics For Beginners Part Two: How To Pick Up An Ongoing Series — (Gamma Squad)

How New Orleans Should Treat Roger Goodell, As Taught By Stone Cold Steve Austin — (Smoking Section)

Fixed That Sports Illustrated Ray Lewis Cover For You — (Kissing Suzy Kolber)

25 Striking Celebrity Photos Provided With No Context Whatsoever — (Pajiba)

The 35 Best School Lunch Snacks Of All Time — (Buzzfeed)

16 People You Didn’t Know Existed — (HuffPost Comedy)

11 Shocking TV Deaths — (Mental Floss)

Leslie Mann: “Megan Fox has better boobs than I’ve ever seen in my life” — (Fark)

The Biggest Sore Losers In Sports — (Giant Life)

The Headphone Knot Guide — (College Humor)

Star Wars Recut as a JJ Abrams Trailer — (Unreality)

The People Vs. Fitness — (High Definite)

PhD Candidate Dissects NFL Fan Bases and Who People Want to Win the Super Bowl Using Only Facebook — (Brobible)

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