From the Albuquerque Craigslist board:
3BR/2BA Albuquerque ranch is fit for a king. In-ground pool with lovely patio, perfect for grilling with family. Two-car garage for a Pontiac Aztek, Chrysler 300 or both. Water heater replaced in 2009. Secret crawl space great fun for kids. Near airport. Great local schools with dedicated teachers who take an interest in students. World-class local hospitals. Perfect for outdoorsmen, with first-rate area camping and RV spots. MOTIVATED SELLER. MUST BE OUT BY SUNDAY, 10:15 PM. MAKE AN OFFER TODAY.
Call Century 21 agent Carol for more info: 575-208-4399.
I’d no idea Carol was a real estate agent. I took her for more of a school librarian type.
While this is obviously a joke you can still own Walt’s Pontiac Aztec. The current high bid is $5100. Pretty reasonable if you ask me!
