I don’t know if you guys have noticed, but it’s been cold outside. Really cold. The so-called “polar vortex” has sucked, by most accounts. My poor plants are more shriveled than Janet Reno’s penis right now. (Sorry, 1990s me has been dying to work a dumb Janet Reno joke into an UPROXX post for some time now.)
Anyway, if you’ve watched the news in recent days you’ve seen all manner of buffoonery and hysteria. Stephen Colbert and his staff have taken notice and they are here to dole out a heaping helping of mockery. Enjoy.
(Via Colbert Report)