More Alleged Sexts Sent By ’60 Minutes’ Steve Kroft: ‘Very Hard Playing Golf With A Bulge In My Pants’

We brought you the alleged sultry texts from 60 Minutes correspondent Steve Kroft back earlier in the month. Kroft admitted to having an affair with Lisan Goines, a Manhattan lawyer, and the two had been reportedly sending sexts to each other for the duration of their relationship.

Some of the conversations leaked out earlier, including the one where Kroft said that he’d “rather be eating your pudding,” but The New York Post has obtained more of the journalists’ dirty talk with his mistress:

“Wanting to taste you again,” Goines began.

“Same here,” Kroft answered.

“Stem to stern And all the delicious spots Inbeteren [sic].”

Goines waited until the next morning to answer that one: “Gonna explode if I can’t have you soon…”

“Very hard playing golf with A bulge in my pants,” Kroft texted Goines of the resulting handicap.

“I’d like to see just how hard it is,” Goines parried.

Not sure what to make of that, but it would be odd to see a fully poised Steve Kroft taking swings on the fairway. He also took the time to tell her about the dress in Washington, DC, telling her to dress like “Laura Bush” when they were together and not like “Beyonce.” This is due to his alleged fear of “right wing zealots” finding out and destroying him in public. It doesn’t end there, of course:

“I’m in my room at the same Washington hotel where I remember having you for a four hour full course Meal plus desert,” he messaged her.

“Mmmm…u whet my appetite,” Goines answered, prompting the response, “I hope that’s not all I’m wetting.”

The newsman was an eager audience for Goines’ selfies.

“Jesus” was his gobsmacked response to a nude shot she sent in November 2013.

“Maybe I should have said ‘Sweet Jesus,’ ” he amended. (via)

You know if this wasn’t some affair and Kroft didn’t have a spouse in the line of fire, I’d say good for him. Some guys should be so lucky that they can keep lubricated so far into their twilight years. He cheated, though, so that sours the whole deal.

(Via New York Post)

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