06.08.09 9 years ago 5 Comments

After the jump, I’ve got newer and better and closer-upper video of Bret Michaels getting guillotined by the descending backdrop at last night’s Tony Awards.  But before you go watching it for the 35th time, ponder this: the way that Stockard Channing goes straight into her song with gusto at the end of the clip totally makes her a real-life Keyboard Cat.

Now that I’ve drawn the parallel, I can’t think about anything else.  I want the YouTube video to be called “Sing Him Off, Stockard.”  And I like to pretend that there’s a quick cut of her standing and waiting while Poison performs, arms posed and ready and to sing.  Of course, if someone just re-edited this to include regular old Keyboard Cat, I’d be fine with that, too.  The important thing to remember is that Bret Michaels got hit in the face by moving scenery.  WHERE’S YOUR COWBOY HAT NOW????

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