Stop with the Trailers Already

06.02.10 8 years ago 6 Comments

Okay, okay: I GET IT. There’s a new season of “True Blood” starting soon. I don’t need the “ultimate fan trailer” (above), and I don’t need the special werewolf-heavy trailer set to Lady Gaga’s “Teeth” (below). Just LAY OFF, HBO. I’m gonna watch your stupid gore-porn with Anna Paquin’s awful accent anyway, so I don’t need to be bombarded with various new teases of what’s to come.

Anyway, the bottom trailer shows Eric doing that super-fast moving that vampires in “True Blood” can do. And I wonder: why do vampires on the show only do that to close the distance on someone? If I were a vampire, super-speed would be my go-to move in the bedroom. It would be way better than my current go-to move, which is apologizing and agreeing to leave.

(bottom vid via The Live Feed)

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