The Straight Male’s Guide To 10 Other Straight Males Who Are Sexier Than Adam Levine

The People have spoken: The Voice host/American Horror Story corpse Adam Levine is the sexiest so-and-so in the world. This is the worst decision People Magazine has ever made, and that includes their four-star review of 27 Dresses that I read in a doctor’s office right before getting a cavity filled. It was the worst thing that happened to me that day. In their write-up, the Maroon 5-loving rag asks, “Sigh. Is there anything he can’t do?” Yes: he can’t turn into Ryan Gosling or Michael Fassbender, and be the actual sexiest man alive.

After spending hours in the science lab last night, tinkering with formulas, making some calls, and blowing up mice (that was unrelated), here are 10 straight males that other straight males find far more sexy than Adam Levine.

1. Timothy Olyphant

2. Idris Elba

3. Sam Rockwell

4. Ryan Gosling

5. Michael Fassbender

6. Taylor Kitsch

7. Alexander Skarsgård

8. Jon Hamm

9. John Stamos

10. Channing Tatum

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