The ‘Dexter’ Final Season Teaser Trailer Is Brutal (And The Morning Links)

I feel like it’s already been confirmed half a dozen times, but now that “The Final Season” is on the promos, it really is official: Dexter will wrap up for good after this season. Below, we get our first long look at the upcoming season, which starts on June 30th. It’s a two minute scene, likely from the opening minutes of the premiere episode. Debra’s drunk. She hates Dexter. She missed LaGuerta’s memorial. And she thinks she shot the wrong person. Also, the music they play in Miami grocery stores is TERRIBLE. Check it out, after the links.

This Is What Happens When You Leave A Camera On Your Car At Bonnaroo — (UPROXX)

They made another trailer for The Internship, and they forgot to put in jokes again — (Film Drunk)

The Best Cop Show On TV Ended Its Run in Bleak, Heartbreaking Fashion — (Pajiba)

George H.W. Bush Hung Out With The Houston Texans Cheerleaders, Did Not Fandango — (With Leather)

Let’s Celebrate Superman’s 75th Anniversary With Cosplay — (Gamma Squad)

Florida Woman Arrested For “Violently Yanking” Boyfriend’s Penis — (Smoking Section)

Ravens At Broncos Is The Season Opener — (Kissing Suzy Kolber)

Career Arc: Bill Parcells — How a free-agent coach mastered the NFL — (Grantland)

3 Weirdly Specific Things That Happen in Every Movie Trailer — (Cracked)

10 People Correcting Grammar and Spelling on Porn Sites — (College Humor)

9 games that were dramatically revamped in development — (AV Club)

Searching “Why is my….” in Google from A-Z might surprise you — (The Chive)

The ‘Most Influential’ Comedians Of 2013 — (HuffPost Comedy)

One Man, Three Bottles of Lemon Juice — (Clip Nation)

The Uncensored Crazy 88 Fight Scene from Kill Bill — (Unreality)

Kate Upton Might Soon be a Movie Star — (Brobible)