The Hottest Jam of the Summer

06.16.10 8 years ago 9 Comments

I don’t pretend to have outstanding taste in music. I like a lot of indie rock, jazz, the same hip-hop other white people like, and the occasional bad, but I can identify what causes ear cancer when I hear it. And this, a preview of Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino’s club song that will be out on iTunes next week, is an aural carcinogen that makes Katy Perry sound like violins playing Mozart. The Situation doesn’t try to sing here — he only raps, and poorly — but his voice is so awful that the producers auto-tuned it anyway. It is a fantastic failure, the sort of thing that should be experienced solely so you can discuss with others how bad it is. Hey, try this milk. Does it taste spoiled to you?

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