The full lineup for the Comedy Central Roast of Justin Bieber has been announced and… oh, this is pretty disappointing. Joining roast master Kevin Hart and comedians Hannibal Buress and Jeffery Ross will be Martha Stewart and Shaquille O’Neal, as well as Snoop Dogg and Ludacris, both of whom have previously worked with Bieber. And sure, Snoop himself is a funny guy, but it goes without saying that his “roasting” techniques could, uh, use some work.
Here’s Comedy Central’s lineup announcement:
I don’t know how Martha Stewart is going to be “bringing heat,” unless she plans to cook a spicy paella during her segment of Bieber’s roast. Otherwise, I always find an indication of a good roasting to be that half of the “comedians” will probably need 100 percent of their material written for them. Eh, at the very least, you can always just fast forward to the Hannibal Buress part.