I stopped paying attention to wrestling around 2000, the same year Triple H won WrestleMania. He wasn’t why I tuned out, though. I blame Ready to Rumble, because David Arquette ruins everything. Wrestling, Elvis, briefly Courteney Cox, you name it. If Vince McMahon wants me to watch Wrestlemania 31 tonight, he’d be wise to hire Koko Watch Out and Trashyard Mutt from SNL. They don’t even need to fight. I’d pay attention just to hear Koko one-up Trashyard’s smack talk, then subsequently rinse my eyes out with acid after searching for “lois sex brian.”
Don’t do it, everyone. It’s not worth it.