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The World Will Quake With Fear: The 20 Best SyFy Original Movie Titles

In case you missed it Thursday night, the Internet went absolutely insane for SyFy’s latest original movie, Sharknado, and while ratings weren’t that great, SyFy is not ruling out a sequel (they want Johnny Depp and Damon Lindelof). My guess, however, is that like most SyFy sequels, the stakes will have to be raised. The sequel will have to be something like Sharknado vs. Hurrikiller Whales, a movie with 10 times the beach victim potential.

Much of the success — inasmuch as you could call it that — for SyFy has come in their movie titles. In fact, I’m almost 95 percent certain that the titles come first, and everything else follows. In fact, SyFy’s executive vice president even conceded as much in an interview with Vulture: “If we don’t have a good title, we’re not going to make the movie.”

That seems like excuse enough to be to take a look back at the network’s 20 Best Original movie titles, although I’m not sure any of them are a match for Cagenado.

Komodo vs. Cobra

Upper Masters vs. Demonic Toys

Supergator

Sharktopus

Piranhaconda

Mongolian Death Worm

Mega Piranha

Mega Python vs. Gatoroid

Mansquito

Frankenfish

Flu Bird Horror

Dinocroc vs. Supergator

Chupacabra vs. The Alamo

Attack of the Sabre Tooth

Stonados

Rage of the Yeti

Pegaus vs. Chimera

Arachnoquake

Aladin and the Death Lamp

Ghost Shark

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