Let’s All Laugh And Point At The Worst Newscast Of All-Time (And The Morning Links)

On the plus side, it looks like she’s wearing a black bra on the outside of her orange sweater. (Via)

The 8 Most Important Hard Rock Music Video Babes From The 1980s — (Uproxx)

And The First Canceled Show Of The Season Is… — (WG)

Of course this exists: Sexy Bert and Ernie Costumes — (Film Drunk)

Take Out A Third Mortgage, Here Are This Season’s NBA Championship Odds — (With Leather)

Ten Characters We’d Like To See In ‘Injustice: Gods Among Us’ — (Gamma Squad)

Three Reasons Why Ohio University Football Should Not Be Ranked — (Smoking Section)

LOLNFL 2012: Week 5 — (KSK)

11 Cinematic Sociopaths Who Could Program the Hell Out of My iPod — (Pajiba)

Scarlett Johansson As Janet Leigh In “Hitchcock” — (BuzzFeed)

Marie Curie’s Sex Scandal and the Duel It Inspired — (Mental Floss)

Christopher Walken Reads Honey Boo Boo of the Day — (The Daily What)

The original ending of Little Shop of Horrors saw carnivore houseplant Audrey II gleefully murder the entire cast — and probably the entire human race. — (Fark)

Vanity Plate Goes Horribly Wrong — (Huffington Post)

If Your Political Facebook Friends Ran the Presidential Campaigns — (College Humor)

We Won’t Suck Out Your Brains: The Five Nicest Aliens (Or Alien Races) In Movies — (Unreality Mag)

The 32 Hottest Girls In ‘The League’ — (Bro Bible)

What If the Presidential Election is a Tie? — (The High Definite)