There’s Apparently Going To Be A ‘Colossal Orgy Sequence’ On ‘True Detective’

03.19.15 3 years ago 25 Comments
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Earlier today, we shared a rumor of what True Detective Season 2 might look like. It’s probably fake because nowhere in there did they mention a “colossal orgy sequence.”

According to the Hollywood Reporter (more like the Wood Reporter, AMIRITE?), “at least” two porn stars, Amia Miley and Peta Jensen, were “hired for a deliriously vast orgy sequence involving dozens of naked bodies in Eyes Wide Shut-caliber sex antics.” Now, there’s a lot going on in that sentence, so let’s break it down, beginning with:

— Amia Miley is the star of Boffing the Babysitter 3, Keeping It Up For The Kard-ASS-ians 2, and Not Charlie Sheem’s House of Whores XXX Parody, while Peta Jensen can be seen in I Love My Sister’s Big Tits 4. This isn’t an important note. I just wanted to mention “Charlie Sheem.”

— They’re not the ones appearing in the nude, though, or at least not “totally naked.”

— It’s not just any orgy, but a “deliriously vast orgy.”

— How can I become Naked Body No. 492?

— Will it look like the sex pile from South Park?

— Will Vince Vaughn be involved? If so, I’m out. (THR notes, “the sequence was shot over the past few days in a Pasadena mansion,” and that Colin Farrell and Rachel McAdams were present.)

— Why has Eyes Wide Shut become the go-to orgy reference? How soon we forget Caligula.

Anyway,

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