In most cases, old people are useless. They’re grumpy and they smell weird and they move slowly and they’re confused by anything made after 1980. They’re using up our precious resources without contributing to society, and we should really look into using them as an alternate energy source. (Seriously, in twenty years, my statements will be taken seriously and I’ll be seen as a visionary.)
The rare exception is the old person who simply does not give a fck. These are the old people I admire, and the man in this video is one such maverick. He simply rolls up on a live TV interview and starts making animal noises. And then, having made his point, he walks off like a total boss. That’s the kind of old man I want to be: drinking at 10 a.m., wandering around the streets and meowing at people. Assuming I don’t get burned for fuel first.
[via BuzzFeed]
