Tracy Morgan’s Condition Upgraded. Everybody Prepare To Get Pregnant.

We’ve been getting signs of optimism after Tracy Morgan, Ardie Fuqua, and Jeffrey Millea were put into critical condition by a six-vehicle crash which killed comedian Jimmy Mack. Now Tracy Morgan’s spokesman Lewis Kay offers the best news yet.

Tracy Morgan’s condition has been upgraded from “critical” to “fair”, and his spokesman says, “His personality is certainly starting to come back as well.” You know what that means. A whole lot of nurses having babies next Spring.

Jeffrey Millea has also been upgraded to fair condition. Overall, the news is positive but bittersweet, as comedian Ardie Fuqua remains in critical condition while his teenage daughter pleads with TMZ to stop showing footage of him being pulled from the wreckage. If there’s one thing we can learn from all of this, it’s that TMZ sucks. But you already knew that.