Trailer: ‘Ochocinco: The Ultimate Catch’

07.02.10 8 years ago 12 Comments

Having failed to lock down Cheryl Burke’s fine ass on “Dancing with the Stars,” Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver Chad Ochocinco is turning to VH1 to help him find a woman. (VH1: it’s Craigslist’s “Casual Encounters” board for famous people.) In an awesome twist that I hope is copied in future reality dating shows, the women are placed in a bracket and must face each other head-to-head, vying for Ochocinco’s love tournament-style.

I don’t want to get ahead of myself here, but I think Chad just might have enough charm and blithe sincerity to be the best dating show star since Bret Michaels. In a related story, there’s no chance in hell that I’m drafting him for my fantasy team this year. Take that, Ochocinco!

[Kissing Suzy Kolber]

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