“…what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.”
A microwave works by using electromagnetic radiation to heat food. I know that because science.
A microwave does not work by burning wood. I know that because I just ate a hot pocket.
[h/t: Will Brinson]
