Tyra Banks Nearly Smized The Entire Arsenio Audience Last Night

Tyra Banks was on Arsenio. That’s all you need to know other than there was an awful lot of smize-ing (smizing?) – which, if you didn’t know – is smiling with your eyes. Tyra Banks made that up. She makes more money than you and your three closest friends will ever see in your lives. Combined.

Fortunately, nobody was injured. A man in the audience even smizes at the camera. Accept the future, folks. The future is smizing.