Granted, I have a sick mind that tries to misconstrue everything I hear into something sexual, but for the life of me I don’t know what the woman in this old Dawn commercial (“It gets the grease out”) could possibly be saying other than “Do you want a blowjob?” Is it an outtake? A forgery? Is she saying something else I can’t decipher? I don’t know. Personally, I’m kinda hoping that the early ’80s were so awesome that people in commercials could say, “This is a great product! Let’s f-ck.” That’s way better than the early ’80s I remember.