05.26.09 9 years ago 47 Comments

Granted, I have a sick mind that tries to misconstrue everything I hear into something sexual, but for the life of me I don’t know what the woman in this old Dawn commercial (“It gets the grease out”) could possibly be saying other than “Do you want a blowjob?”  Is it an outtake?  A forgery?  Is she saying something else I can’t decipher?  I don’t know.  Personally, I’m kinda hoping that the early ’80s were so awesome that people in commercials could say, “This is a great product!  Let’s f-ck.”  That’s way better than the early ’80s I remember.


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