With Letterman gone, his set torn down, Paul Shaffer taken out and shot, and his beard shaved off, Stephen Colbert is left with a laundry list of things to do before his version of The Late Show premieres on September 8th. Armed with his Casio, a copy of Dianetics, and creative genius, Colbert pushes out a theme that would rival any ever heard on television.
Even his dog is impressed (I think). Scratch a few more off that list and get to harvesting organs from that clone, Stephen. Then you can spend more time on the final two, totally relaxing steps.
(Via The Late Show)