'The Walking Dead' Bad Decision Power Rankings: 'Still'

Previously on AMC’s The Walking Dead: Daryl swings a golf club and moonshine goes BOOM.

1. Daryl Dixon

There wasn’t too much in “Still” to pick apart, with one exception: I get why Daryl didn’t hook up with Blonde Girl, I really do. Based on their ages, and the fact that he’s a self-hating redneck and she’s a blonde-haired Blonde Girl who sings obscure Tom Waits songs as lullabies, they’re better as brother/sister than lover/lover. It would have been weird had they emerged from the car trunk, half-clothed and fully spent. But I do have an issue with the depiction of alcohol consumption in the episode, namely that tiny Blonde Girl out-drank the redneck. She handles her first drink EVER with more pose and grace than drink #192,182 for Daryl.

A zombie apocalypse is still no excuse to turn into a blubbering, drunken mess.

(Also, burning down shelter in the middle of the night? That was a bad decision.)

Updated bad decision rankings:

3: CORAL Grimes and Rosita
2: Abraham
1: Michonne’s Zombies, Rick, Tara Chambler’s Acting Coach, Eugene, Maggie, Little Blonde Girl, Blonde Girl, Deaf Bandit Taking a Dump, the Deaf Bandits, and Daryl Dixon