WARMING LINKS FROM THE SEINFELD PORN

04.14.09 9 years ago 7 Comments

Um, hello?  Seinfeld never wore a belt.  Looks like I should be an on-set consultant.

The theme music will never be the same: A series of photos from the set of the Seinfeld porn, also starring Sasha Grey and Ashlynn Brooke.  Whoever they are.  I’m not really into porn made outside of Japan.  Surprisingly, it’s not safe for work. [AVN]

The dancing looks less stupid now: “The Cosby Show” credits, recut and set to Bollywood music. [College Humor]

YEEAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! The trademark scream can only mean one thing: “CSI: Miami” news.  In this installment, Brian Austin Green will guest star in the season finale as a carjacking victim “with ties to the case that could cast him in a different light.”  Hey, remember when I did that epic Megan Fox post?  Yeah, Green sees her naked all the time. [People]

Catholics enjoy masturbating: Girls Gone Wild announced record sales “after one of its ubiquitous basic cable ads accidentally aired during a live telecast of the Good Friday service at the Vatican.” [The Live Feed]

Will no one firebomb MTV headquarters? Ever seen New Zealand rugby teams honor their Maori heritage by doing an intimidating haka dance before a match?  The “Real World/Road Rules Duel 2” credits are like that, except replace “honor” with “take a huge steaming dump on.” [Videogum]

Cats flushing the toilet FTW: After the jump, a song about cats flushing the toilet, set to video of cats flushing the toilet.  Sometimes the simplest ideas are the best ones.

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