Amy Schumer was named Trailblazer of the Year at Glamour UK‘s Women of the Year Awards in London on Tuesday evening, where she gave this excellent and hilarious acceptance speech. She told the crowd that she wasn’t nervous, after a red carpet reporter had apparently asked her if she felt out of place being there, saying: “I’m probably like 160 pounds right now, and I can catch a dick whenever I want. It’s not a problem!”
She went on to talk about her awkward childhood, and how, in fifth grade, she both lost her first teeth (late) and got her first period (early) all in the same week, which made her look “just like this, jack-o-lantern with tits walking around.”
It only gets more raunchy from there, so a NSFW warning goes without saying.