Watch Stephen Colbert Report On ‘Good Morning America’ In 1997 (And The Morning Links)

Colbert has looked the way he does now since 1981, and will continue to do so until 2047. Watch below.

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Here Is A Picture Of Kelly Bundy Holding A Falcon And A Snake — (WG)

The Master Fact-Check: Can you make moonshine from paint thinner? — (Film Drunk)

This Cannot End Well: Kristin Cavallari Is Filming A Guest Spot On The League Today — (With Leather)

NBA Live ’13 Finally Gets A Mercy Killing — (Gamma Squad)

The Relationship Between Jay-Z & The Notorious B.I.G. — (The Smoking Section)

What To Expect At The Cowboys Victoria’s Secret Store — (KSK)

5 Magical Children’s Films That Actually Respect the Intelligence of Kids — (Pajiba)

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15 Offbeat Holidays You Can Celebrate in October — (Mental Floss)

The 10 Most Underrated Sitcoms On TV Now — (Complex)

Arnold Schwarzenegger admits to an affair with Brigitte Nielsen — (Fark)

10 Hip-Hop Sex Tapes Perverted Minds Dream About — (Vibe)

15 Best Dog Breeds Of All Time — (College Humor)

LGBT & LOL: 19 Hilarious Comedians Who Came Out — (Huffington Post)

Saudi Arabia’s IKEA Catalog Looks Different — (The Daily What)

Seven Undeniably Awesome (Non-Animated) Movies About Animals — (Unreality Mag)

5 Worstbest Tweets About Seth MacFarlane Hosting the Oscars — (HyperVocal)

Liam Neeson: The Musical — (The High Definite)

Denver Nuggets Unveil Awesome New Alternate Jerseys — (Bro Bible)