Breaking Bad (AMC, Sunday) — Season finale. If you missed it earlier, Josh Kurp’s post on who might get killed led to a pretty interesting discussion in the comments. I’m trying not to think about it; just watching the first minute of Sunday’s episode made my heart race.
Say Yes to the Dress (TLC, Friday) — Season premiere. By the way, I won’t be around Monday, but I’ll make sure that there’s some kind of “Breaking Bad” reaction post, and Danger Guerrero will have a couple posts for you as well.
The Exorcist (BBC America, Friday) — Still one of the scariest movies ever made, and the only worthwhile thing that’s ever happened in Georgetown.
The Good Wife (CBS, Sunday) — Cuddy! Lisa Edelstein joins the cast as a lawyer (and Will’s ex) who faces off against Will and Alicia in the court… AND IN LIFE.
Kim’s Fairy Tale Wedding: A Kardashian Event (E!, Sunday) — Yup, this is being televised and packaged like an STD-ravaged version of the royal wedding. Just so we’re clear, Kim’s famous because she used to hang out with Paris Hilton, and then she was in a porn video. Kris Humphries sure is a lucky guy.
Real Housewives of New Jersey (Bravo, Sunday) — Season finale. There are people who are going to watch this and the Kardashian wedding instead of “Breaking Bad.” There probably nice people, but they should still be forcibly sterilized for the good of humanity. Can’t take too many chances.
Special late-night alert: Alison Brie will be on “Late Night with Jimmy Fallon” tonight. Lose the jacket, Alison!