The Walking Dead (AMC, Sunday) — The first four episodes have alternated between awesome and somewhat disappointing. We’re due for awesome this week.
Bridalplasty (E!, Sunday) — Series premiere. If you’re not saying “Ugh” right now, then you clearly haven’t seen the trailer.
Outrageous Food (Food Network, Friday) — Tom tries rattlesnake pierogies in Pittsburgh.
Soul Train Awards (BET, Sunday) — Skitty-doo-bop, cats and kittens: Terrence Howard will break out his finest fedora to host this with Taraji P. Henson. Scheduled to perform: Cee-Lo, Erykah Badu, Faith Evans, Rick Ross, R. Kelly, and more.
When Vacations Attack (Travel, Sunday) — “Awww, I KNEW we shouldn’t have vacationed in this bear cave!”